The Bob & Tom Show Joke of the Day

The Ball Wager

A woman goes into her bank to deposit $50,000 in cash. Due to the amount the manager is notified and he invites her into his office. When he asks how she got the money she answers, “I’m a gambler. I’ll wager anyone about anything.” The manager seems suspicious so she says, “To prove it, I’ll make you a little wager. I’ll bet you $10,000 that you have square balls.” The manager can’t resist such an easy bet and accepts. “Fine, I’ll be back in two hours with my attorney as a witness.” At the agreed time she and her lawyer go into the manager’s office. Immediately the manager drops his pants and woman reaches down and does a manual inspection. “Well, you win. They aren’t square.” Then she hands him $10,000 in cash. The manager says, “I still don’t understand. How do you make so much money on such bad bets?” “Well,” says the woman, pointing to her lawyer who is looking very irritated, “It’s simple. A little bit ago I bet my lawyer $25,000 that I could have your balls in my hand before the day is up.”

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The Bob & Tom Show Joke of the Day

More Painful?

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful for them, than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Here is proof that they are wrong. A year or two after giving birth, some women will say, “It would be nice to have another baby.” No matter how long after, you’ll never hear a guy say, “I would like another kick in the nuts.”

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The Bob & Tom Show Joke of the Day

The Blonde’s Goldfish

A blonde gets carried away at a pet shop and ends up buying over a hundred goldfish. When she gets home she finds that there are so many of them that the only place she can keep them is in her bathtub. One day she invites her friend over to see all her beautiful goldfish. The friend is impressed and remarks, “They surely are beautiful, but what do you do when you want to take a bath?” “Oh, that’s not a problem,” the blonde replies, brightly, “I blindfold them.”

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