Greatest Song Lyrics Ever!

HOOKER WITH A PENIS
BY: TOOL
ALBUM: AENIMA

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT,
From ’92,
The first EP.

And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin’ out,
Layin’ down,
Suckin’ up
To the man.

Well now I’ve got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I’m the man,

And if I’m the man,

Then you’re the man, and
He’s the man as well so you can
Point that fuckin’ finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I’ve sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

So I’ve got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that
I’m the man,

If I’m the fuckin’ man
Then you’re the fuckin’ man as well
So you can
Point that fuckin’ finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I’ve sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar*

So…Shut up and

Buy my new record
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy.

* MY FAVORITE LINE FROM ANY SONG

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I’m Not There

I’m Not There
By: Bob Dylan
Album: The Genuine Bootleg Series Take 2

She came all rightoned and she’s all too tight in my neighborhood
She cried both day and night
I know it because it was there.
It’s a milestone, but she’s down on her luck
And she daily salooning, but to me too hot to book
I would then.

I believe where she’d stop in if she wants time to care
I believe that she’d look upon beside him to care
And I go by the Lord and where she’s on my way, but I don’t belong there.
No I don’t belong to her, I don’t belong to every choir
She’s my prize forsaken angel, but she don’t hear me cry
She’s a long hearted mystic and she can’t carry on
When I’m there she’s alright, but when she’s not when I’m gone.
Heaven knows that the answers she’s don’t calling no one
She’s the way for sailing beautiful
She’s mine for the one
And I lost her attention by tempation as it runs
But she don’t bother me
But I’m not there I’m gone.

Now I’ve cried tonight like I cried the night before
And I’m leased on the high some
But I dream about the door
It’s so long she’s forsaken by a fate with the tale
It don’t hang approximation
She smiled Fare Thee Well.

Now when I’ll treat the way we all was born to love her
But she knows that the kingdom weighs so high above her
And I run but I wait
And it’s not too fast or slam
But I’ll not perceive her
I’m not there I’m gone.

Well it’s all about division
And I cry for a bail
I don’t need anybody now beside me to tell
And it’s all affirmation I received but it’s not
She’s a long haunting beauty
But she’s gone like the spark
And she’s gone.

Yes she’s gone like the rainbow that shined in yesterday
But now she’s home beside me
And I’d like to hear to stay
She’s a bone forsaking beauty and it don’t trust anyone
Now I wish I was beside her but I’m not there I’m gone.

Well it’s too hard to stake in
And I don’t far believe
It’s a bag full it’s amusing
That she’s hard too hard to lead.
It’s a load, it’s a crime
The way she mauled me around
Was she told for to hate me, but just don’t forethink in clown.

Yes I believe that it’s rightful
Oh I believe it in my mind
I been told like I said one night before
Carry on the grind.
And this song gypsy told her like I said carry on
I wish I was there to help her
But I’m not there I’m gone.

Paranoid Android

Paranoid Android
By: Radiohead
Album: OK Computer

Please could you stop the noise,
I’m trying to get some rest
From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
What’s that…? (I may be paranoid, but not an android)
What’s that…? (I may be paranoid, but not an android)

When I am king, you will be first against the wall
With your opinion which is of no consequence at all
What’s that…? (I may be paranoid, but no android)
What’s that…? (I may be paranoid, but no android)

Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
Kicking and squealing gucci little piggy
You don’t remember
You don’t remember
Why don’t you remember my name?
Off with his head, man
Off with his head, man
Why don’t you remember my name?
I guess he does….

Rain down, rain down
Come on rain down on me
From a great height
From a great height… height…
Rain down, rain down
Come on rain down on me
From a great height
From a great height… height…
Rain down, rain down
Come on rain down on me

That’s it, sir
You’re leaving
The crackle of pigskin
The dust and the screaming
The yuppies networking
The panic, the vomit
The panic, the vomit
God loves his children,
God loves his children, yeah!

Pink Triangle

Pink Triangle
By: Weezer
Album: Pinkerton (One of the most underrated albums of all time)

When I’m stable long enough
I start to look around for love
See a sweet in floral print
My mind begins the arrangements
But When I start to feel that pull
Turns out I just pulled myself
She would never go with me
Were I the last girl on Earth

I’m dumb, she’s a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind’s no good
A Pink Triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth, let me know the truth

Might have smoked a few in my time
But never thought it was a crime
Knew the day would surely come
When I’d chill and settle down
When I think I found a good old-fashioned girl
Then she put me in my place
If everyone’s a little queer
Can’t she be a little straight?

I’m dumb, she’s a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind’s no good
Pink Triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth, let me know the truth

I’m dumb, she’s a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind’s no good
Pink Triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth, let me know the truth

I’m dumb, she’s a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind’s no good
A Pink Triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth, let me know the truth
Let me know the truth, let me know the truth

I’m Finding It Harder To Be A Gentleman

I’m Finding It Harder To Be A Gentleman
By: The White Stripes
Album: White Blood Cells

Well I’m finding it harder to be a gentleman every day
All the manner that I’ve been taught have slowly died away
But if I held the door open for you
It wouldn’t make your day

You think that I care about me and only me
When every single girl needs help climbing up a tree
Well I know it don’t take much to satisfy me

Maybe it’s whatever’s in my head that’s distracting me
But if i could find emotion
to stimulate devotion
Well then you’d see

Well I’m finding it hard to say that I need you twenty times a day
I feel comfortable so baby why don’t you feel the same?
Have a doctor come and visit us
and tell us which one is sane

I’d never said I wouldn’t throw my jacket in the mud for you
But my father gave it to me so maybe I should carry you
Then you said You almost dropped me
So then I did
And I got mud on my shoes

The Man in Me

The Man in Me
By: Bob Dylan
Album: New Morning

The man in me will do nearly any task
And as for compensation, there’s little he would ask
Take a woman like you
To get through to the man in me

Storm clouds are raging all around my door
I think to myself I might not take it anymore
Take a woman like your kind
To find the man in me

But, oh, what a wonderful feeling
Just to know that you are near
Sets my heart a-reeling
From my toes up to my ears

The man in me will hide sometimes to keep from bein’ seen
But that’s just because he doesn’t want to turn into some machine
Took a woman like you
To get through to the man in me

I Don’t Believe You (She Act Like We Never Have Met)

I Don’t Believe You (She Acts Like We Never Have Met)
By: Bob Dylan
Album: Another Side of Bob Dylan

I can’t understand
She let go of my hand
An’ left me here facing the wall
I’d sure like t’ know
Why she did go
But I can’t get close t’ her at all
Though we kissed through the wild blazing nighttime
She said she would never forget
But now mornin’s clear
It’s like I ain’t here
She just acts like we never have met

It’s all new t’ me
Like some mystery
It could even be like a myth
Yet it’s hard t’ think on
That she’s the same one
That last night I was with
From darkness, dreams’re deserted
Am I still dreamin’ yet?
I wish she’d unlock
Her voice once an’ talk
’Stead of acting like we never have met

If she ain’t feelin’ well
Then why don’t she tell
’Stead of turnin’ her back t’ my face?
Without any doubt
She seems too far out
For me t’ return t’ her chase
Though the night ran swirling an’ whirling
I remember her whispering yet
But evidently she don’t
An’ evidently she won’t
She just acts like we never have met

If I didn’t have t’ guess
I’d gladly confess
T’ anything I might’ve tried
If I was with ’er too long
Or have done something wrong
I wish she’d tell me what it is,
I’ll run an’ hide
Though her skirt it swayed as a guitar played
Her mouth was watery and wet
But now something has changed
For she ain’t the same
She just acts like we never have met

I’m leavin’ today
I’ll be on my way
Of this I can’t say very much
But if you want me to
I can be just like you
An’ pretend that we never have touched
An’ if anybody asks me
“Is it easy to forget?”
I’ll say, “It’s easily done
You just pick anyone
An’ pretend that you never have met!”