“Bob” by Weird Al Yankovic

“Bob”
Weird Al Yankovic

I, man, am regal – a German am I Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi Madam, I’m Adam Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir Do geese see god? “Do nine men interpret?”
“Nine men,” I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won’t lovers revolt now? Race fast, safe car
Pa’s a sap Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No “x” in “Nixon” O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
“Naomi,” I moan
“A Toyota’s a Toyota”
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies – run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget!
A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog

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